Rikas mies jos oisin

Jos minä olisin hyvin rikas mies, käyttäisin suuren summan rahaa, jotta kaiken maailman huijarit saataisiin kiinni. Tuleeko teillekin tällaisia alla kuvattuja ilmoituksia, jossa kerrotaan älyttömän suuresta voitosta ja vieläpä vaikka et tietääksesi ole edes lotonnut vuosikausiin? Erääseen Nigerialaiskirjeeseen vastasin, että en ole kiinnostunut heidän minulle lupaamistaan taskurahoista (muistaakseni 300 miljoonaa dollaria), mutta lupauduin sponsoroimaan heidän liiketoimintaansa jos saan pankkitililleni, jonka ilmoitan lähemmin sitten jatkokirjeenvaihdossani, ensin sen heidän lupaamansa taskurahasumman, jonka he olivat minulle varanneet. En valitettavasti ole saanut vastausta kirjeeseeni. Netissä on nigerialaiskirjeisiin retkahtaneita pilvin pimein. Taitaa joukossa olla yksi entinen suomalainen ministerikin.

Australian Lottery.
NSW Lotteries Corporation,
2 Figtree Drive,
Homebush Bay NSW 2127

Dear Sir/Madam,

CONGRATULATIONS: YOU WON $1,000,000.00.

We are pleased to inform you of the result of Australian Lottery, which was held on the 15th, May 2006. Your e-mail address attached to prize winning number: 3 7 9 16 27 28, and supplementary number: 37 43 drew a prize of $1,000,000.00 (One Million USDollars).
This lucky draw came first in the 2nd Category of the Sweepstake. You will receive the sum of $1,000,000.00 (One Million USDollars) from our authorized bank in Netherlands.

Because of some mix-up with our sweepstake numbers and prizes, plus the time limited placed on the payment of your prize: $1,000,000.00, we advice that you keep all information about this prize confidential until your funds: $1,000,000.00 have been transferred to you by the authorized bank in The Netherlands. You must adhere to this instruction, strictly, to avoid any delay with the release of your funds to your person. This program has been abused severally in past, so we are doing our best to forestall further occurrence of past mix-ups.

This sweepstake was conducted under the watchful eyes of 12,000 spectators. Your e-mail address attached to prize winning number: 3 7 9 16 27 28 was selected and; it came first through an e-ballot draw from over 250,000 e-mail addresses (personal and corporate e-mail addresses).
This program is sponsored by NSW Lotteries to compensate faithful internet suffers around the globe. Congratulations for becoming one of the few lucky winners. With your permission, your e-mail will also be included in the next sweepstake of $5Million.

You must claim your prize: $1,000,000.00 not later than 10-days from the moment you receive this e-mail. In order to avoid unnecessary delays with your claim from our authorized bank; please contact them immediately, and quote your winning and personal information now.

Here is their contact information:
Bank: Laagste Heypotheekofferte Bank NL.
Contact person: Mr. Walter Hawkins.
Director: Public Finance, Global Markets, Interest Rate and Currency.
Direct-line: Tel: 0031 644 893 611.
Fax: 0031 847 134 206 .
E-mail address: custservicesbank@netscape.net

Furnish them with the following:
(i). your name(s),
(ii) Your telephone and fax numbers
(iii) Your contact address
(iv) Your winning information (including amount won).

Congratulations.
Yours to serve,
Valentino Von Kahn (Mrs.).
Coordinator: Australian Lottery.

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